The Comic Strip Presents: Dirty Movie

Postman Bean is anxious to end his round early in order to catch a morning showing of 'The Sound of Muzak' at his local cinema. However he is unaware that the cinema manager Terry Toadstool is using this as a smoke screen to view a pornographic film and that Bean's wife,traffic warden Monica,is the star - until,having survived an attack by two dim policemen out to clamp down on filth,he manages to get into the cinema. Much confusion,involving a wheel-chair,a Robin Reliant and a lobster,follows. Written by don @ minifie-1